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Post by kiwawa on Aug 2, 2010 13:53:16 GMT -5
Lol thanks to Dicey who showed me bad puns can be amusing, I have decided to make a bad pun contest!!! So, here's the rules: You can only say one pun at a time, can't repeat a pun, and have fun . Here's an example: Me: You didn't pick the write game. Lol Jimmeh: I'm surprised you Mustard up the courage to Ketchup to me. (Sorry Dicey xD) Me: Well you never had a seal of approval. See? Make Sense? Now, I'll start. I propose a Toast!
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Post by Dicearm/Zephyr on Aug 2, 2010 15:26:53 GMT -5
You got mine wrong - It's "I Relish the fact that you Mustard the strength to ketchup to me".
Oh well, guess I can't use that, can I?
If electricity comes from electrons...does that mean morality comes from morons?
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Post by kiwawa on Aug 2, 2010 15:33:03 GMT -5
Oh you get it.
Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him very annoying. I think I might be lack-toes intolerant.
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Post by toast on Aug 2, 2010 15:34:11 GMT -5
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. :3
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Post by Dicearm/Zephyr on Aug 2, 2010 15:38:16 GMT -5
Stop copying my puns you two! I was going to use the lumberjack one next...TT.TT
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
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Post by toast on Aug 2, 2010 15:44:47 GMT -5
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.. . sorry, didn't mean to
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Post by Dicearm/Zephyr on Aug 2, 2010 16:19:36 GMT -5
Then why did you do it again?
They found an ancient door in Britian. It had a Stone Henge.
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Post by toast on Aug 2, 2010 16:21:20 GMT -5
Guess I should learn to read your mind x)
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
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Post by Dicearm/Zephyr on Aug 2, 2010 16:35:27 GMT -5
A pessimist's blood type is allways B-Negative.
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Post by kiwawa on Aug 2, 2010 22:39:00 GMT -5
Did you hear about the man who lost his left side? He's all right now.
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Post by Dicearm/Zephyr on Aug 3, 2010 9:12:01 GMT -5
Juan and Ahmal are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.
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Post by kiwawa on Aug 3, 2010 14:43:19 GMT -5
Why did the little boy who was part of the wedding party roar as he walked down the isle? He was the ring bear.
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Post by Dicearm/Zephyr on Aug 4, 2010 23:05:35 GMT -5
I tried to start a blanket-selling buisness...but it folded.
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Post by kiwawa on Aug 4, 2010 23:07:12 GMT -5
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms here." The mushroom says,"Why not? I'm a fun guy!"
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Post by KittyCatKilala on Sept 19, 2010 22:13:39 GMT -5
Well, you if "pun" it that way.
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